sides

blue and red and black and white and brown and yellow

there are no things on which we agree, save one: the Other side is, well, “other,” and therefore wrong and stupid. even those of us who claim to take no sides do so on the premise that both sides are idiots. and it’s much more important to point out all the ways in which the Others are wrong and stupid than it is to spend any precious “debate” time on how either view might benefit All.

we have ears, but we do not hear. we are not being heard—maybe if we just shout louder. why aren’t we getting through?!?!?

but who needs to hear what the Others have to say? They do not present the Truth; They have ulterior motives, They are entrenched in conspiracy, They are hopelessly selfish, They are misguided and blind at best. We alone are in possession of all the true facts. why should We give Them the time of day?

all of history has led up to Us, the ones who finally Understand. We were born into just the right circumstances to have a grasp on what’s really going on.

perhaps you read this and have identified Them. everything i’ve said points to Them. or maybe i’m one of Them. after all, have i even told you in this a single thing i stand for? no, i couldn’t possibly be. you like me too much.